First I have to get rid of the dirty laundry.
Then the messy plates and what about the two wine glasses that have to be washed and steamed until they glitter spotless, devoid of any trace?
Oh, yes - those shiny Ikea knives must be placed back carefully in their knife block.
Finally, the lovely lifeless body of my ex, a little cut up here and there.
This business of a woman scorned must be taken seriously.